July 3, 2009 at 9:08 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: stupid
Then she will continue to text you.
As if it isn’t excessive enough already, she must have a UTI.
Why? and How do I know?
He looked up UTI information on my computer then went back to texting her.
Brilliant deduction suggests that she asked him…”oh my, oh my, what should I do? I am scared…blah, blah, blah”
July 2, 2009 at 9:31 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: hhhmmmmm
This is #3.
Today I woke up at like 5:30 am. I hear birds chirping. This stupid one outside my window that makes me have to get up and shut it.
I hear a few doors slamming shut downstairs. Letting the dog out and in through 3 doors, etc. So that tells me he is up.
The cat chasing a bug through my room.
Yep, I’m awake for the day. At 5:30 am. Not normal for me.
I decide that since I have my phone upstairs, I am going to text him. “Hey babe, everything ok? I see you are up” His response is that everything is good.
Well, since it’s so early and the kids are still sleeping, I want to go downstairs and get it on. Not yet he tells me. His back is sore (and he has some texting to do). Fine. Never been turned down. EVER.
But I digress.
I get downstairs, we are sitting there watching TV, and his phone rings. Mind you it is still only 6:45 in the morning. Who could be calling this early? What could they need?
It is his friend. HER!!!! UGH!!!! WTF!!!!!
So, when he gets off the phone, he tells me that she called to tell him that her apartment was just broken into. Poor baby again! Just 5 days after her supposed “carjacking”
I am thinking to myself, come on. Are you kidding me? This nutcase is a magnet for trouble. And this is the second (or fourth if you count the pregnancy and electric issue) “Oh whoa is me…” issue that she had to share with him.
Before I can express my thoughts to him, he says he wonders if she tells him these things to get his attention. Ya think?
June 27, 2009 at 9:28 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: piss me off
We are at a family party today. Again with the texting.
He has a good reason today, he tells me.
She was carjacked today. Yanked out of her car by her hair and carjacked.
This is #2.
June 18, 2009 at 9:12 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: stupid
So we are driving around and she is texting him.
There are some rough storms going on around here. Lots of wind, lots of rain, you know a normal summer thunderstorm. No big deal, right? Not for any normal person.
As we are driving, he is reading her text. So am I.
I glance over to see part of her text to him.
It reads: “the storm knocked out the electricity in my building. What am I supposed to do? I’m scared”
Are you serious? Can you say needy? Clingy? Attention hound?
Give me a break.
June 17, 2009 at 10:19 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: funny stuff
I was watching TV tonight and saw this really funny commercial for the women’s Shick Quattro razor.
The commercial shows these women throughout the commercial doing different things. Running, showering, etc.
Along the way, there are these little potted trees all over. As the women go by these little potted trees, the shape of the trees change.
A rectangle, triangle and circle.
I have to laugh because it appears the trees are there to represent the womens pubic hair trimmed up.
I will never look at a potted topiary the same way again!!
June 16, 2009 at 9:51 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: piss me off
So here we are again.
We are talking about our zodiac signs. I say, sure I will look it up for you when we get home. You want to know the traits of your sign.
So I look it up for you. I read you at least 6 different descriptions that I find.
And what do you do?
You have your “friend” text you the information too. All the things she puts in there are probably the things she thinks of you. How she feels about you. Extremely Attractive, Powerful, Really Good In Bed. Blind, are you?
And you still want to stick to the story that you don’t talk to her anymore? C’mon.
You can’t really think I am still that stupid to believe that you are texting the guys you work with that much, right?
June 10, 2009 at 9:16 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: hhhmmmmm
So remember before when he said she was a good girl? Just misdirected I think were his words.
And he is trying to be a helpful person, since they are friends, and be there for her.
Well, today he informed me that she hasn’t texted him for about 2 weeks. Which is about right. I am actually suprised.
Anyway, today he started getting texts again. Why the jump in their conversation? Well, since she is such a “good girl”, she hooked up with another guy while her husband is in jail and got pregnant.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha. What a complete and total jackass.
June 8, 2009 at 10:55 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: unfair
I was watching the news today at 6 (channel 8) and there was a story about a chrysler plant closing by next year. That’s not the shocking part.
The story went on to say that the workers at this plant will be able to go to school and be retrained for a new/different job. That is not the shocking part.
The part of this story that gets me is that it is free.
The department of labor added more money to the fund to cover these people who have lost their jobs.
Why is it that they get to go to school for free?
The story says that many people have worked there for many years and relied on chrysler. The lady they interviewed worked there for 10 years and took a buyout — couldn’t she use that money to pay for school?
What about all the other people in the country who worked for companies they relied on and lost their jobs? Will they be able to go to school for free? Probably not.
And the government is going to continue to foot the bill? Where is that money coming from? Can I have a piece of that money tree?
June 8, 2009 at 10:44 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: piss me off
Still texting. She got a new number. I already know it. How you may ask? Well, let’s see, the previous number is not showing up on the detail page of the bill. And there is this new number that is suddenly there and there are a bazillion texts back and forth. Hmmmm, that is a hard thing to figure out.
He says its people he works with that are texting him. Um, guys don’t text each other that much or call each other babe.
It pisses me off more that he lied to me. Probably so I wouldn’t be mad, but that just makes me more mad. Don’t treat me like I’m stupid. Furthest thing from it. I know more than you think I do.
I don’t care how many times you tell me I’m the only one and it’s “just friends”.
You want me to sit downstairs and watch TV with you? Turn off your phone. I don’t care what we are doing. I don’t want to sit there with you, wherever we are, whatever we are doing, and listen to your phone go off and know, know, KNOW it’s her.
Again, let me state, I AM NOT STUPID. I KNOW MORE THAN YOU THINK.
May 20, 2009 at 10:27 pm (Uncategorized)
Tags: driving
I hate people who can’t drive.
I hate it when someone in front of me cannot do the speed limit on one road, but when they turn (in front of me, of course) they speed up past the speed limit on that road.
And how hard is it to do 35? Not that hard. Get out of my way.
